Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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