he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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