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dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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