you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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