Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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