the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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