what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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