There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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