There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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