So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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