It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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