At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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