On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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