I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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