I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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