think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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