If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
As shirtless as possible
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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