I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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