my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I think your dad took our porno
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I need a hoe opinion
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