We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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