just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
one might say we're banned from that church
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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