yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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