So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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