he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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