He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Did I show you my penis last night?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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