My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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