GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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