Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Don't judge me ๐๐ผ his dick just whispers my name
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Of course heโs picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize