So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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