On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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