fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
NoShamevember. You game?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
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