Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I can't turn off my feet"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Randomize