She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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