Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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