If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
You dont lie about slip and slides
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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