Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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