That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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