sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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