Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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