This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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