I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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