But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I could fuck to npr.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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