It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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