Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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