why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Rumble strips road head = magical
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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