Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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