we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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