Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
