Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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