I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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