Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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