Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
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