Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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