check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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